Free Comedic Monologues for Acting Auditions

Comedic monologues are great for auditions. They make everyone laugh, build your confidence, and loosen up the auditors. Here's a list of hilarious speeches for both men and women.

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Comedic Monologues for Men

  • 26-Year-Old Bar Mitzvah Boy
    by Gabriel Davis

  • Age Range: 25 - 35
  • A Jewish man decides to have his bar mitzvah again at age 26.
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  • The Beanstalk
    by Tara Meddaugh

  • Age Range: 10 - 20
  • While climbing the beanstalk, Jack explains himself to a bird.
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  • Fact Checker
    by Gabriel Davis

  • Age Range: 25 - 40
  • Usually, this guy goes strictly by the book. But not today...
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  • Killing Chuck
    by Gabriel Davis

  • Age Range: 20+
  • A scene of love turns into a scene of crime on the roof of a house party. (Warning: Adult language.)
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  • Locking the Store
    by Tara Meddaugh

  • Age Range: 14 - 25
  • Clark (who works at a local gift shop) has become smitten with Grace, his newest customer.
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  • The Most Frightening Wonderful Thing
    by Gabriel Davis

  • Age Range: 25+
  • Ever has it been said: Man must conquer his fear before he can conquer a woman.
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  • Single Crutch
    by Tara Meddaugh

  • Age Range: 10 - 20
  • Ben has been kicked around long enough, and now he's making a few demands.
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Comedic Monologues for Women

  • Ferret Envy
    by Tara Meddaugh

  • Age Range: 15 - 25
  • Jyoti just wants to be loved and taken care of.
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  • I Ate the Divorce Papers
    by Gabriel Davis

  • Age Range: 30+
  • A woman with a broken heart lashes out in an unusual way.
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  • It's Terrible Being Nice
    by Gabriel Davis

  • Age Range: 28+
  • Love has a way of changing women, especially this one.
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  • March in Line
    by Tara Meddaugh

  • Age Range: 10 - 20
  • Stephanie prepares her 'troops' for battle.
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  • Serial Dater
    by Gabriel Davis

  • Age Range: 28+
  • Lacey dates men who take and take and take, until she can't TAKE it anymore.
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  • Switching Sides
    by Gabriel Davis

  • Age Range: 25+
  • For a woman to decide that she's gay, all it takes is dating the right guy.
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